CONFIDENTIAL: Completely Ridiculous Holiday Performance Proposal
Disclaimer: This is 100% a JOKE. Do NOT take seriously.
Satirical Performance Concept
The Premise
Imagine the most absurd, completely inappropriate circus act featuring Big Baby Mitchell—a performance so ridiculous it defies all logic, reason, and basic human decency.
Performance Highlights of Absolute Nonsense
Mitchell in an XXXL diaper
Attempting circus tricks that violate every safety regulation
Audience participation that would make HR lawyers weep
Potential Act Descriptions
Diaper Juggling Extravaganza
Throwing used diapers into audience
Bonus points for distance and accuracy
Complimentary hazmat suits provided
Extreme Toddler Stunts
Crawling through flaming hula hoops
Attempting to ride a unicycle (while wearing said XXXL diaper)
Spontaneous temper tantrum as a grand finale
Legal Disclaimer
Common sense is strictly optional
Absolutely NOT Authorized By:
The Department of Completely Inappropriate Ideas
Warning: Consuming this performance may cause uncontrollable laughter, secondhand embarrassment, and potential therapy needs