listen up, bros. you’ve been invited to the most sacred of social gatherings - my tea party. this isn’t just any hangout. this is a delicate mission that requires precision, respect, and a whole lot of manners.

the divine commandments of tea party conduct

1. respect the dollhouse kingdom 🏰

“honor thy dollhouse as you would honor thy gaming console” - probably not in the actual scripture, but it should be.

hands off, unless invited: those miniature mansions are not your personal wrestling arena
no karate chops, no superhero landings, no sid-from-toy-story behavior
treat each tiny furniture piece like it’s made of pure gold (or your mom’s finest china)

2. tea time is sacred time ☕

proverbs 20:1 might warn about wine, but we’re warning you about tea party protocol:

pinky up is optional, but respect is mandatory
no slurping like you’re drinking a protein shake
small, gentle sips. we’re having tea, not a drinking contest

3. dress code: gentleman status 👔

“put on compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness, and patience” - colossians 3:12 (tea party edition)

clean hands are non-negotiable
no grass stains, no mud tracks
if possible, wear something that doesn’t scream “i just rolled out of bed”

4. conversation: art of being awesome 🗣️

listen more than you speak
no wrestling move descriptions
compliment the tea setup, the dollhouses, the entire vibe

5. cleanup is bro code 🧼

“whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much” - luke 16:10

help put things back
if you break something, own up to it
leave the space cleaner than you found it

final bro wisdom

this isn’t just a tea party. this is a sacred ritual of friendship, respect, and miniature world appreciation.

remember: a true bro respects the tea party. a legendary bro gets invited back.

mic drop ✌️

-mitchell!

bro code for tea party etiquette

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