FASHION SHOWCASE PROPOSAL: THE MOST ABSURD EVENT EVER CONCEIVED

DISCLAIMER: 100% CERTIFIED COMEDY GOLD. DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

Completely Serious (Totally Fake) Budget Breakdown

Statue of Questionable Taste

• Giant Big Baby Mitchell Statue: $10,000

  • Includes traumatizing level of detail

  • Guaranteed to cause permanent psychological damage

  • Life-sized diaper included (extra cringe factor)

Marketing Brilliance OF AWKWARDNESS

• Promotional Campaign: $5,000

  • Guaranteed to break the internet

  • Hashtag: #WhyDidWeDoThis

  • Therapy sessions for marketing team included

Fashion Showcase of PURE MADNESS

• Runway Production: $8,000

  • Toddler-inspired haute couture

  • Diapers as high fashion

  • Pacifier accessories mandatory

Decor: MAXIMUM AWKWARD AESTHETIC

• Event Ambiance: $4,000

  • Oversized baby toys as decorations

  • Mood lighting that screams “WHAT IS HAPPENING?”

  • Free secondhand embarrassment guaranteed

Staffing the CIRCUS OF CONFUSION

• Event Personnel: $3,000

  • Trained to keep straight faces

  • Hazard pay for emotional trauma

  • Counseling services on standby

TOTAL BUDGET OF ABSOLUTE NONSENSE: $30,000

Event Guarantee:

• 100% Chance of Collective Cringe

• Unlimited Potential for Awkward Memories

• Guaranteed to make your fashion week look normal

Authorized By:
The Department of Completely Inappropriate Ideas

Warning: Attending this event may cause uncontrollable laughter, existential crisis, and permanent fashion trauma