Candy Mission: Part Two - Candy Chaos
Let’s be real - sometimes joy sounds like uncontrollable laughter and smells like pure, unbridled happiness. And sometimes, that happiness comes with a side of unexpected bodily functions.
Mitchell clutched his mountain of candy like a treasure more precious than gold. His eyes, wide with excitement, darted between James, Taylor, and the sugary bounty before him. And then, it began.
The first bite was a symphony of pure delight. A chocolate bar disappeared faster than a magic trick, leaving nothing but a ring of chocolate around Mitchell’s mouth. He didn’t wipe it. Why would he? This was perfection.
Then came the dancing. Oh, the dancing.
Mitchell’s body moved with zero regard for rhythm, coordination, or any known laws of human movement. It was a wild, unrestrained celebration that defied description. Arms flailing, legs bouncing, head bobbing - he was a human pinball of pure, unadulterated happiness.
And just when James and Taylor thought it couldn’t get more chaotic, Mitchell let out a thunderous fart.
The sound was epic. Legendary. The kind of bodily noise that would make a grown man blush and a child dissolve into uncontrollable giggles.
Mitchell froze for a split second. Then? Absolute, unrestrained laughter. Not a chuckle. Not a giggle. A full-blown, belly-shaking, tear-producing laugh that echoed through the room.
James and Taylor lost it. They were gone. Doubled over, holding their sides, tears streaming down their faces.
“MORE CANDY!” Mitchell proclaimed between giggles, another fart punctuating his declaration.
In that moment, something magical happened. The brothers weren’t just watching Mitchell. They were experiencing pure, unfiltered joy. No filters. No adult reservations. Just raw, beautiful happiness.
Takeaway: Sometimes, joy sounds like laughter. Sometimes, it sounds like a fart. And sometimes, it’s absolutely perfect just the way it is.