My EPIC Koala Diaper Station Adventure: Masterpiece of POOPY PROPORTIONS
Hewwo! I'm Mitchell, and today I did the MOST AMAZING drawing of theKOALA from the diaper changing station! And guess what? I TOTALLY POOPED MY PAMPER while making this AWESOME artwork!
So there I was, sitting with my crayons, looking at this SUPER COOL koala picture. He's just hanging out on the diaper changing station, looking all CUTE and FUZZY! But PLOT TWIST - while I was drawing, my tummy went RUMBLE RUMBLE, and suddenly... SURPRISE POOP!
Did that stop me from being an AMAZING ARTIST? NO WAY!
DRAWING TIPS from a POOP-TASTIC ARTIST (that's ME!):
1. EMBRACE THE CHAOS!
Just like my unexpected poop surprise, art is all about UNEXPECTED MOMENTS! Who cares if things get a little messy? MESSY IS AWESOME!
2. KOALA DETAILS ARE IMPORTANT!
Make those fuzzy ears EXTRA FUZZY! Make those little koala hands look like they're READY TO GRAB A DIAPER! Details make the drawing COME ALIVE!
3. COLORS HAVE FEELINGS!
Gray isn't just gray - it's KOALA GRAY! Make it SOFT! Make it CUDDLY! Make it look like you could REACH OUT AND PET IT!
4. DRAW WITH CONFIDENCE!
Even if you've got a SURPRISE POOP in your pamper, your art can still be AMAZING! No fear, just PURE ARTISTIC POWER!
5. LAUGH AT YOURSELF!
Sometimes art (and life) gets a little stinky. BUT THAT'S OKAY! I pooped my pamper, and I STILL MADE AN AWESOME DRAWING! HAHAHAHA!
My koala looks JUST LIKE the one on the diaper changing station - maybe even BETTER! His fuzzy ears, his cute little nose, his AWESOME koala smile - IT'S PERFECT!
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the MOST FAMOUS ARTIST in the WHOLE UNIVERSE! And this koala drawing? It's PROOF that NOTHING can stop me - not even a SURPRISE POOP!
LOOK AT MY MASTERPIECE! WOOOOO!
Mitchell!