My COW-TASTIC Drawing Adventure:Masterpiece of GASSY GREATNESS!
Hewwo! I'm Mitchell, and today I did the MOST AWESOME drawing of a COW! And guess what? I TOTALLY LIFTED MY PAMPER and FARTED right in the middle of my AMAZING artwork!
There I was, sitting with my crayons, creating the MOST EPIC cow drawing EVER! Black and white spots EVERYWHERE! But then - TOOT TOOT! - my tummy decided to make some EXTRA SPECIAL sound effects! Did that stop my artistic GENIUS? NO WAY!
DRAWING TIPS from a GASSY ARTIST (that's ME!):
1. SPOTS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS!
Not all cow spots are the same! Some are BIG! Some are SMALL! Some are CRAZY SHAPED! Make each spot UNIQUE like my AWESOME FART!
2. COW FACES HAVE PERSONALITY!
My cow isn't just any cow - he's a COW WITH ATTITUDE! Big googly eyes, a SUPER SILLY smile - he's LAUGHING at my TOOT just like I am!
3. COLORS HAVE POWER!
Black and white aren't boring - they're COW COLORS! Make them BOLD! Make them SHINE! Make them SCREAM "I'M AN AWESOME COW!"
4. EMBRACE THE UNEXPECTED!
Just like my surprise TOOT, art is all about CRAZY MOMENTS! Who cares if things get a little STINKY? STINKY IS AWESOME!
5. CONFIDENCE IS KEY!
Even with a SURPRISE FART, my art is STILL AMAZING! No shame, just PURE ARTISTIC POWER!
My cow looks JUST LIKE a REAL COW - maybe even BETTER! His spots, his silly face, his AWESOME cow-ness - IT'S PERFECT!
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the MOST FAMOUS ARTIST in the WHOLE UNIVERSE! And this cow drawing? It's PROOF that NOTHING can stop me - not even a SURPRISE TOOT!
LOOK AT MY MASTERPIECE! MOOOOO! 🐄🖍️💨
-Mitchell