Mitchell: Spaghetti-Os and Dump Domination

Mitchell sits in his high chair, a battlefield of culinary chaos. Spaghetti-Os cover his face, his onesie, his entire universe. Each tiny pasta ring is a weapon of toddler destruction.

He shoves a handful into his mouth, sauce dripping, creating abstract art on his cheeks and chin. But Mitchell has other plans brewing.

A fart bubbles up. Silent at first, then growing in toddler intensity. His face scrunches up - concentration mixed with pure toddler joy. The Spaghetti-Os pause mid-journey.

Another fart. Louder this time. A thick dump slides into his Pampers with strategic precision. Mitchell doesn't break eye contact with his pasta. This is multitasking at its finest.

Sauce continues to drip. Pampers continue to fill. Mitchell continues to feast.

Mitchell: Spaghetti-Os Destroyer. Dump Master. Absolute Legend.

Disclaimer: Approach with a sense of humor, a strong stomach, and maybe some extra wipes.