Brotherly Bonds and Pampers Chaos

Mitchell's caretaker bro sits in his office, tie perfectly straight, laptop humming with corporate energy. Spreadsheets and meetings fill his day, but little does he know - Mitchell is thinking about him.

At home, Mitchell plays with his blocks, building tiny towers of toddler ambition. His mind wanders to his bro, the coolest human in the universe. A fart bubbles up - small at first, then growing in toddler intensity.

The fart becomes a full-blown Mitchell production. His face scrunches up, that trademark goofy expression taking over. Another fart. Louder this time. The blocks wobble with the force of his intestinal declaration.

A dump slides into his Pampers with strategic precision. Mitchell doesn't care. He's got a mission.

His preschool workbook catches his eye. Perfect target. Mitchell slides his dump-filled Pampers across the page, Cookie Monster design smearing with each movement. Another fart erupts - loud enough to shake the walls.

His goofy face reaches maximum potential. Eyes squinted. Cheeks puffed. Mouth in a perfect "O" of toddler triumph. The workbook becomes a canvas of Mitchell's love - for his bro, for chaos, for absolute destruction.

Meanwhile, at the office, Mitchell's bro has no idea of the toddler warfare happening in his honor.

Mitchell: Workbook Destroyer. Dump Master. Brotherly Love Champion.

Disclaimer: Approach with a sense of humor, a strong stomach, and maybe some extra wipes.