Math Test: Diaper Disasters and Face Farts: Mitchell's Mathematical Mishaps

1. Zack, Mitchell's inconsiderate caretaker, blasts his foul gas directly in Mitchell's face 3 times in the morning and 4 times in the afternoon. How many total face-farts did poor Mitchell endure that day?

2. Mitchell poops his pampers every 2 hours. If he starts at 8 AM and Zack, being a lazy slob, finally changes him at 6 PM, how many times did Mitchell sit in his own mess?

3. Zack, with zero respect, lets rip in Mitchell's face for 2 seconds each time. If he does this 5 times in a row, how many total seconds of putrid air did Mitchell suffer through?

4. Mitchell poops his pampers 4 times before lunch and 3 times after lunch. Zack, the absolute jerk, farts in his face twice as many times as Mitchell poops. How many face-farts did Mitchell have to tolerate?

5. If Zack, showing complete disregard for Mitchell's well-being, farts in his face every 15 minutes for 2 hours, how many face-farts will Mitchell be subjected to?

6. Mitchell poops his pampers 6 times on Monday. On Tuesday, he poops 2 fewer times. How many times did Mitchell soil himself while Zack ignored his needs?

7. Zack, the epitome of terrible childcare, farts in Mitchell's face 3 times per hour for 4 hours. How many face-farts did Mitchell have to endure from this thoughtless caretaker?

8. Mitchell poops his pampers every 90 minutes. How many times will he be sitting in his own filth during a 6-hour period while Zack neglects him?

9. If Zack, with his disgusting habits, farts in Mitchell's face 4 times, and each fart lasts 3 seconds, how many seconds of noxious gas did Mitchell have to inhale?

10. Mitchell poops his pampers 5 times on Saturday. Zack, being the worst caretaker ever, farts in his face 3 more times than Mitchell poops. How many total revolting incidents (poops and face-farts combined) did Mitchell suffer through that day?