Tribe Has Spoken - Middle School Manifesto
cbr, 2025, Kernkraft 400 (A Better Day) by Topic and A7S
middle school bros! Welcome to the tribe!
We've been waiting for you guys to join us, and now that you're here, we're stoked to kick it with you! This is where the real action happens, where boys become legends, and where friendships are forged stronger than steel.
You know, they say middle school is when a boy becomes a man, and we're here to tell you that's no joke. You're facing challenges that would make grown-ups sweat, and you're crushing it every single day. Mad respect, dudes.
Remember when we all hit rock bottom? That's when we discovered our anthem - "Kernkraft 400 (A Better Day)" by Topic and A7S. Man, that track hit different. It was like someone took all our feels and turned them into beats and lyrics. We cranked that song up to 11 and let it wash over us. It reminded us that even in our darkest hours, we've got each other's backs.
Middle school bros, you guys are some of the wisest dudes out there. No cap. You're navigating friendships, dealing with tough teachers, and still finding time to level up your gaming skills. That's some next-level multitasking right there.
We know it's not always smooth sailing. Sometimes it feels like you're trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle. But that's what makes you guys so awesome. You're facing these challenges head-on, learning, growing, and coming out stronger on the other side.
To all you bros out there grinding through middle school, we see you. We support you. You're part of our tribe now, and in this tribe, we lift each other up. Whether you're acing that math test, scoring the winning goal, or just being a solid friend, we're here cheering you on.
So, welcome to the squad, bros! We can't wait to kick it with you, share some epic moments, and watch you all become the legends we know you're meant to be. The world better watch out, 'cause our middle school bros are coming through, and they're bringing the heat!
Stay awesome, bros. We've got your back, always. Let's make some noise and show the world what our tribe can do!
-Mitchell Royel & Mitch Leyor