PROMPT: BRO-FFESSOR'S CORNER PT 2
written by a member of the WCB
Stocking up the pantry for Big Baby Mitchell is more than just nail-biting academic bro pursuits—it’s a journey through the enchanted world of pint-sized gastronomy! Let’s trade notes on kiddie cuisines and dive into a fresh batch of whimsical, food-themed adventures. Grab your tiny shopping carts and let’s roll through this colorful cartography of culinary choices tailored for our pint-sized epicurean!
30 Questions for the Ultimate Culinary Quest for Kiddos:
1. What's the shortest checkout line to shorten snack-time FOMO?
2. Who makes the fluffiest mashed potatoes fit for our mini monarchs?
3. Grilled cheese or mac and cheese: which cheesy delight is reigning supreme this week?
4. Are there hidden benefits of dinosaur-shaped nuggets over regular ones?
5. How do I achieve a toddler-approved veggie medley without bribery?
6. What’s the trendiest color of yogurt that screams “Eat me now”?
7. Which snack packs the mightiest punch: banana slices or oatmeal cookies?
8. Can we convert baby carrot disdain into a pop quiz on carrot fun facts?
9. Is there a finger food that Aristotle would munch on whilst philosophizing toddler truths?
10. What's the ultimate anthem for starting the snack prep conga line?
11. How do I navigate between the protein aisle without sacrificing dance moves?
12. What's the latest on allergy-free goodies that delight the choosy eater?
13. Plastic or reusable snack pack: which saves the day more ethically?
14. How do parents create Spotify magic with kiddie tunes that hit real sweet spots?
15. What’s the go-to strategy when the applesauce apocalypse hits (i.e., sold out!)?
16. Can I disguise broccoli as magic trees without stirring suspicion?
17. What’re the pro secrets to keeping spaghetti sauce contained on tiny faces?
18. How many licks to the center of toddler-approved popsicles?
19. What genius invented squeezable pouches, and how can I send them fan mail?
20. Which bag of chips sings the loudest in crinkle-ranking hierarchies?
21. How to wrangle pint-sized attention spans in slow-motion cereal aisles?
22. What's the holy grail of peanut butter: smooth or chunky?
23. How can I make fruit kebabs a la mini Michelangelo?
24. Is there magic in discovering the uncharted regions of toddler taste buds?
25. How often should one rotate the Cookie Jar stock to maintain maximum surprise?
26. Is veggie pasta an uncrackable code or a viable outsmarting tool?
27. What’s the spirited secret to slicing an avocado for little hands?
28. Who said war and peas are unresolvable? Let’s debate!
29. How do we weave tall tales about where goldfish snacks go adventuring?
30. When the cookie crumbles, do we rebuild...or add sprinkles?
Gather your mini taster and let the snacking saga begin!