(Reading, math) Mitchell’s Mall Math Madness
Instructions
Attention math adventurers! Prepare for the most chaotic math worksheet ever created. Grab your calculators, a strong stomach, and get ready to solve some seriously messy math problems!
Ground Rules
Show ALL your work
Use complete sentences
Laugh (but not too hard) at Mitchell’s misadventures
Ask for help if you get stuck!
Great Mall Math Challenge: 30 Problems of Pamper Pandemonium!
Mitchell’s caretaker changes diapers 3 times during their 2-hour mall visit. If each diaper change takes 4.5 minutes, how many total minutes are spent on diaper changes?
The food court nachos cost $6.50. Mitchell’s caretaker buys 2 plates. If he has a $20 bill, how much change will he receive?
Cheese fries are $5.25 per serving. If Mitchell’s caretaker buys 3 servings and a large soda for $2.75, what’s the total bill?
Mitchell farts 7 times in 45 minutes. What’s the average number of farts per 15 minutes?
The caretaker walks 125 steps between the food court and the changing station. If each step is 2.3 feet long, how many total feet does he walk?
Mitchell’s diaper weight increases by 0.25 pounds after each change. If the initial diaper weighs 0.1 pounds, what’s the weight after 4 changes?
A large soda costs $2.50. If Mitchell’s caretaker buys 4 sodas, how much will he spend?
The food court has 6 tables, each with 4 chairs. How many people can sit at all tables combined?
Mitchell’s caretaker spends 12.5 minutes per diaper change. If he changes 5 diapers, how many total minutes are spent changing diapers?
Nachos are $6.50, cheese fries are $5.25, and a large soda is $2.75. What’s the total cost of this meal?
Mitchell has 3 epic diaper blowouts in one hour. If each blowout requires 2 wet wipes and a new diaper, how many total wipes are used?
The changing station is 75 feet from the food court. If Mitchell’s caretaker makes 6 round trips, how many total feet does he walk?
Mitchell’s diaper capacity is 12 ounces. If he drinks 4 ounces of juice every 30 minutes, how many ounces will be in his diaper after 2 hours?
Cheese fries cost $5.25. If Mitchell’s caretaker buys 3 plates and gets a 10% discount, what’s the final price?
Mitchell farts with such force that he clears 2 tables in the food court. If each table seats 4 people, how many people are displaced by Mitchell’s mighty wind?
A pack of diapers costs $15.99. If Mitchell uses 8 diapers during the mall trip, what’s the cost per diaper?
Mitchell’s caretaker buys 2 large sodas at $2.50 each and 3 plates of nachos at $6.50 each. If he pays with a $50 bill, how much change does he receive?
The changing station is open for 10 hours. If diaper changes take 7.5 minutes each, how many diaper changes can happen in one day?
Mitchell produces a diaper blowout every 45 minutes. If the mall visit is 3 hours long, how many blowouts will occur?
Cheese fries weigh 0.5 pounds per serving. If Mitchell’s caretaker eats 3 servings, how many pounds of cheese fries are consumed?
Mitchell’s caretaker walks 50 steps to the changing station, then 75 steps back to the food court. How many total steps are taken in one round trip?
A pack of wet wipes costs $3.99 and contains 80 wipes. If Mitchell uses 12 wipes per diaper change, how many diaper changes can one pack handle?
Mitchell drinks a 12-ounce juice every hour. If the mall visit is 4 hours long, how many ounces of juice will he consume?
The food court has 6 sections with 5 tables in each section. If Mitchell clears 2 tables with his epic fart, what percentage of tables are affected?
Nachos cost $6.50, and Mitchell’s caretaker has a buy-2-get-1-free coupon. If he wants to buy 3 plates, how much will he pay?
Mitchell’s diaper increases in weight by 0.3 pounds every hour. If the initial diaper weighs 0.2 pounds, how much will it weigh after 3 hours?
The changing station is 100 feet from the food court. If Mitchell’s caretaker makes 4 round trips, how many total feet are walked?
A large soda costs $2.50. If Mitchell’s caretaker buys 5 sodas and gets a 15% discount, what’s the final price?
Mitchell farts loud enough to be heard from 30 feet away. If the food court is 60 feet wide, how many people can hear his mighty wind?
Mitchell uses 6 diapers during the mall visit. If each diaper costs $0.50, what’s the total diaper expense?
Bonus Challenge
Solve all 30 problems and earn the prestigious title of “Diaper Disaster Math Champion”!
Pro Tip: When math gets tough, just remember - Mitchell’s diaper adventures are tougher!