Mitchell's Daytime Milk and Pamper Playpen Adventure

Little Mitchell, dressed only in his favorite t-shirt and a snug pamper, is having a bit of a tantrum in the living room. He's adamant that he doesn't want his "baba" during the day, but his caretaker knows best. After a brief struggle and a dramatically thrown sippy cup, Mitchell finds himself with a warm bottle of milk in his hands.

Grudgingly, he begins to suck on the bottle, his anger slowly melting away with each gulp of the comforting liquid. As he drinks, Mitchell's face suddenly scrunches up in concentration. He grunts softly, bending forward slightly. With a loud, unmistakable fart, Mitchell begins to unload a substantial dump into his pamper, all while continuing to suckle on his bottle.

Once he's finished his first bottle, Mitchell is placed in his playpen with a fresh bottle of warm milk. As soon as he hits the soft floor of the playpen, his face contorts into the infamous "stank face." With a grunt and a loud fart, Mitchell pushes out another hefty dump into his already full pamper. The squish is audible as he bounces around the playpen, his dirty diaper swaying with each movement.

1. If Mitchell's first bottle contains 10 ounces of warm milk, and he drinks 2 ounces before starting to poop, how much milk is left when he finishes his dump?

2. Mitchell's tantrum lasted for 5 minutes before he accepted the bottle. If he threw his sippy cup 3 times during this period, how many seconds on average were there between each throw?

3. If Mitchell farts 4 times while pooping in the living room, and each fart lasts 2 seconds, how many total seconds of audible gas does he produce during his first pamper-filling session?

4. Mitchell takes 15 minutes to finish his first bottle. If he spends 3 of those minutes actively pooping, what percentage of his bottle time is spent filling his pamper?

5. The living room is 20 feet long. If Mitchell's caretaker had to cross the room 3 times to retrieve the thrown sippy cup, how many feet did they walk in total?

6. Mitchell's pamper can hold up to 16 ounces of liquid and waste. If his first poop fills it 1/4 full, how many ounces of capacity does his pamper have left?

7. If Mitchell drinks his milk at a rate of 1 ounce per 2 minutes, how long will it take him to finish the entire 10-ounce bottle?

8. Mitchell's caretaker changes his pamper every 3 hours. If he pooped at 2:15 PM, at what time will he be due for his next change?

9. If Mitchell's loud farts startle the family cat, causing it to run across the room at a speed of 5 feet per second, how long would it take the cat to travel the 20-foot length of the living room?

10. Mitchell's t-shirt has 6 cartoon characters printed on it. If he pauses his milk-drinking to point at each character once before resuming, how many times does he interrupt his drinking to engage with his shirt's design?

11. If Mitchell's playpen is 4 feet by 4 feet, and he bounces from one corner to the opposite corner, how many feet does he travel in one bounce?

12. Mitchell drinks 1 ounce of milk every 3 minutes while bouncing. If his fresh bottle contains 8 ounces, how long will it take him to finish the entire bottle?

13. Every time Mitchell bounces, his dirty pamper makes a squishing sound. If he bounces 20 times in 5 minutes, how many squishes per minute is he creating?

14. Mitchell's bouncing causes him to spill 0.5 ounces of milk every 10 bounces. If he bounces 50 times before finishing his bottle, how much milk does he spill in total?

15. The playpen has 10 toys scattered around. If Mitchell knocks over 2 toys with each bounce and he bounces 15 times, how many times are the toys knocked over in total?

16. Mitchell's caretaker checks on him every 15 minutes. If Mitchell started playing in his playpen at 2:30 PM, at what time will the caretaker have checked on him 4 times?

17. For every 5 minutes of bouncing, Mitchell's pamper slides down 1 inch. If he bounces for 30 minutes, how many inches will his pamper have slid down by the end?

18. Mitchell giggles every time he bounces extra high. If he does an extra high bounce every 4th bounce, and he bounces 28 times total, how many times does he giggle?

19. The playpen has a soft floor that sinks 0.5 inches with each of Mitchell's bounces. If he bounces 40 times in the same spot, how many inches does the floor sink in total?

20. If Mitchell's second dump adds another 6 ounces to his pamper, and each bounce compresses the pamper and releases 0.2 ounces of liquid, how many bounces will it take for the pamper to lose 3 ounces of weight?