Bedtime Dump and Dreamland Domination

Mitchell stands in his white onesie, ready for the most important moment of his bedtime routine. The potty sits before him - a throne of toddler potential.

With determination, Mitchell plops down. His Pampers-clad bottom meets the potty seat. He's not taking them off. No sir. This is Mitchell's way.

A grunt escapes. His face scrunches up with maximum effort. A loud fart erupts - proud and unstoppable. The dump slides into his Pampers with strategic precision. Mission accomplished.

Mitchell waddles across his bedroom, Pampers full from his potty adventure. His goofy face tells a story of pure toddler triumph.

With a wiggle and a squish, he slides into bed. The dump in his Pampers spreads out, warm and comfortable. Mitchell doesn't care. This is his kingdom.

He grabs his baba - his beloved bottle - and takes a triumphant swig. Drool escapes, creating a small wet spot on his pillow. His eyes get heavy. But not before one last performance.

A massive fart erupts. Mitchell's face scrunches up in the goofiest expression possible - eyes squinted, mouth open, cheeks puffed. Another dump slides into his already full Pampers.

His baba drops. His eyes close. Mitchell drifts off to sleep, a champion of chaos, a legend in his own tiny world.

Mitchell looks satisfied. He's used the potty. Sort of. In his own special Mitchell way. The Pampers are full. His mission is complete.

Bedtime awaits. Another day of toddler chaos comes to an end.

Mitchell: Potty Conqueror. Dump Master. Pampers Champion. Absolute Legend.

Disclaimer: Approach with a sense of humor, a strong stomach, and maybe some extra wipes.