Mitchell's Day as a Big Toddler Busser

Once upon a time in a bustling little restaurant, there was a big, oversized toddler named Mitchell. Now, you might be wondering, how does a toddler work as a busser? Well, let’s just say Mitchell was a bit of a special case. With his chubby cheeks and a cheerful disposition, he waddled around the restaurant, ready to clean tables and serve customers—albeit in a rather unconventional manner.

One sunny afternoon, Mitchell's boss, a stern-looking man with a penchant for order, called out to him from across the dining area. In a voice that sounded suspiciously like a mocking toddler, he asked, “Hey, Mitchell! How’s your diaper holding up?” The restaurant patrons chuckled, and Mitchell, with a big grin, replied, “It’s okay!”

“Good to hear! Now, after you finish cleaning that table, don’t forget to go poo-poo in your pamper!” his boss added, half-joking, half-serious. Mitchell giggled, his mind racing with the absurdity of it all.

After cleaning the table—though perhaps not as thoroughly as he should have—Mitchell felt the urge. In a moment of toddler-like spontaneity, he did what any oversized toddler would do: he let out a loud fart! The sound echoed through the restaurant, causing heads to turn and laughter to erupt.

However, the fun didn’t last long. His boss, now visibly annoyed, approached Mitchell with a write-up in hand. “Mitchell, this is unacceptable! You can’t just fart and expect me to ignore your poor cleaning job!” As Mitchell signed the write-up, his boss documented the incident, noting the “dirty pamper” situation for the record.

With a heavy heart (and a rather full pamper), Mitchell was sent home early. But as he waddled out of the restaurant, he couldn’t help but laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. After all, who else could say they’d been written up for a dirty diaper while working as a busser?

So, dear readers, have you ever had a day at work that was just too funny to handle? Share your own hilarious work stories in the comments below! Let’s keep the laughter rolling!