Movie Day: When Toddlers Attack the Concession Stand

So like, I gotta tell you about my friend Mitchell and his super crazy movie day! Mitchell is this really big kid but he's only two in his head, which makes everything way more interesting than regular grown-up stuff.

Great Popcorn Adventure

Mitchell went to see this awesome cartoon movie with his two helpers, Ollie and Grind (they have the coolest names ever!). These guys are like the best babysitters because they actually know how to make movie theater popcorn the rightway.

Mitchell was totally mesmerized watching them work the big popcorn machine. His eyes got all wide and sparkly when Ollie started pouring those little yellow kernels into the hot pot. Pop! Pop! Pop! Mitchell started giggling and clapping his hands like it was the most amazing magic show ever.

"More! More!" Mitchell kept saying, bouncing up and down in his sneakers. Grind was trying to explain how the butter dispenser worked, but Mitchell was way too excited to listen properly. He just kept pointing at everything and making these happy little squeaky noises.

Unexpected Intermission

Right when the popcorn was getting to the super fluffy part, Mitchell suddenly got this funny look on his face. You know that look - like when you're concentrating really hard on something important?

He squatted down right there by the concession stand and... PFFFRRRRT!

The loudest, most epic fart echoed through the whole lobby! Everyone turned around, and Mitchell just smiled this huge proud smile like he'd just won a prize or something.

But wait - it gets better!

Poor little Mitchell had filled up his pampers with what Grind later called "a fresh delivery from the diaper express." The smell was... well, let's just say it cleared out the candy counter pretty quickly!

Aftermath

Ollie and Grind were such good sports about it. They just scooped up Mitchell (very carefully!) and headed straight to the family restroom for emergency cleanup duty. Mitchell was still chattering excitedly about the popcorn machine the whole time, completely unbothered by his little "accident."

The best part? When they finally made it into the theater, Mitchell spent the entire cartoon movie asking loudly, "Where popcorn machine go?" instead of watching the screen.