Squat on Campus

It was just another day on campus, the sun shining brightly as I decided to embrace the light-hearted spirit of college life. With my buddy Wes by my side, we were on a mission – not just any mission, but a quest to capture the perfect photo of me squatting in the middle of campus. You know, the kind of photo that screams, “Look at me, I’m living my best life!”

“Dude, snap it now!” I shouted, my knees bending as I struck a pose that only a true college bro could pull off. Wes, with his ever-ready camera, captured the moment, and I could already imagine the look on Mitchell's face when we sent it to him. He hadn’t met Wes yet, but I had a hunch that their first encounter would be nothing short of legendary.

Fast forward a bit – homework done, we decided to invite Mitchell over. The atmosphere was charged with laughter and anticipation. Wes, ever the prankster, had a mischievous glint in his eye. As the evening progressed, the playful banter escalated into a hilarious showdown. For twenty minutes, Wes pressed his butt against Mitchell’s face, pushing his farts right into Mitchell’s mouth. The room erupted with laughter, and even I had to admit, it was the kind of absurdity that only college friends could appreciate.

In that moment, surrounded by laughter and the ridiculousness of it all, I realized how these small, silly experiences were what made college unforgettable. So here’s to more squats, more laughter, and more moments that we’ll reminisce about long after we’ve graduated. Cheers to friendship and the gas that binds us!