Forcing Mitchell to Load Up His Pampers Like a Real Toddler

Alright, folks, it’s time to get serious about ensuring Mitchell embraces his toddlerhood to the fullest—specifically, loading up those pampers like a true champ. We’re talking about making sure he knows how to push out a good one, no matter where he is. Here are ten positions where he’s expected to do the deed, along with a little passive-aggressive guidance on how to handle it if he poops his pamper like a big boy.

1. The Classic Squat

Ah, the classic squat. It’s a timeless position that every toddler should master. When he’s in this stance, he’s practically begging to fill that pamper. If he does, well, it’s time for a little timeout to reflect on his “big boy” choices.

2. The Playtime Plop

During playtime, Mitchell should feel free to just plop down on the floor. It’s the perfect moment to let loose and fill that pamper. If he does, a gentle reminder that big boys don’t just poop anywhere is in order—timeout for him!

3. The Couch Crouch

Sitting on the couch? Perfect! Encourage him to lean forward a bit. That’s the sweet spot for a good load. If he goes for it, he’ll find himself in timeout, contemplating the art of timing his bathroom breaks.

4. The Dining Room Drop

At the dinner table, he should know that it’s not just about eating. It’s a prime opportunity to drop a load while everyone’s distracted. If he takes advantage of this, a timeout will help him remember that dining and pooping are two separate activities.

5. The Sandbox Squish

Playing in the sandbox? That’s a classic toddler move! Encourage him to squat down and let it rip. If he does, a timeout will remind him that while sand is for playing, pampers are for pooping.

6. The Stroller Standoff

While out in the stroller, he might think he can hold it in. But if he decides to let it go while cruising, a timeout will teach him that even on the go, there are expectations for big boys.

7. The Bedtime Bend

As bedtime approaches, Mitchell should feel free to bend over and let it flow. If he fills his pamper right before sleep, a timeout will remind him that even in the comfort of his own bed, there are rules to follow.

8. The Toy Box Tumble

While rummaging through the toy box, he might find the perfect moment to push out a load. If he does, a timeout will serve as a gentle nudge that toys and poops don’t mix.

9. The Backyard Bounce

Jumping around in the backyard? That’s a prime time to let loose. If he fills his pamper while bouncing, he’ll find himself in timeout, learning that outdoor fun doesn’t mean outdoor pooping.

10. The Family Gathering Gaffe

At family gatherings, he might think he can get away with anything. If he decides to fill his pamper while everyone’s chatting, a timeout will remind him that big boys need to be mindful of their surroundings.

So there you have it! Ten positions where Mitchell is expected to load up his pampers like a real toddler. And if he happens to poop his pamper like a big boy, a timeout will help him reflect on his choices. It’s all about teaching him the ropes of toddlerhood, one loaded pamper at a time. After all, growing up isn’t just about the fun—it’s about learning the responsibilities that come with it!