Blessed Booty Blessings (Poetry)

"Blessed Booty Blessings"

“Yo, check these shorts, they're divine design
Tailored by God, this fit is so fine
Not talkin' 'bout no gas, just pure Christian style
These shorts showcase God's workout profile

Verse 1:
Praise be to the gym, praise be to the Lord
My shorts fit so tight, they're spiritually scored
Squats in the sanctuary, praise Jesus out loud
These shorts hug my curves, making the Almighty proud

Chorus:
Look at this fit, it's a heavenly sight
Shorts so perfect, they're shining so bright
Glorifying the temple, this body God made
No shame in this fitness, no room to be swayed

Verse 2:
These shorts aren't for sin, they're a testament true
Showing discipline, showing I'm faithful through and through
From every angle, these shorts tell a tale
Of Christian commitment that will never fail

Bridge:
Muscles are blessings, and so is this fit
Praising the Lord with each squat and each lift
These shorts are a sermon, a physical prayer
Showing God's perfect design with holy flair

Outro:
Amen to the shorts, amen to the Lord
Fitness and faith, perfectly scored!

HALLELUJAH!”