Memo: When Mitchell Poops His Underoos: Public Response Plan
Team,
Let’s talk about something we all need to be prepared for - those moments when Big Baby Mitchell poops his underoos while we’re out in public. We’ve put together this guide to make sure we handle these situations like the pros we are.
Recognizing a Situation in Progress
We all know the signs. The sudden silence. The concentrated face. The unmistakable aroma that follows. When Mitchell drops a load in his Pampers during public outings, we need to act fast and smart.
Our Emergency Kit Essentials
‘the cleanup crew’ kit needs to be with us whenever Mitchell leaves the building:
Extra-large changing pad (the standard ones just don’t cut it for our big guy)
Plenty of heavy-duty wipes (at least 30-40 for those serious situations)
Several disposal bags that actually contain the smell
Backup Pampers in Mitchell’s size (minimum 2 pairs)
Hand sanitizer for everyone involved
A toy or tablet for distraction (crucial for minimizing the wiggle factor)
Portable privacy screen (trust us, you’ll want this)
The Game Plan
We’ve broken this down into simple steps anyone on the team can follow:
Step 1: Confirm and Locate
Do a discreet check if you suspect a situation
Find the nearest changing facility or private area
Get a teammate to help if available
Have someone else distract Mitchell while you prepare
Step 2: The Main Event
Lay down the changing pad on a stable surface
Work together to get Mitchell positioned (this is definitely a two-person job)
Remove the soiled Pampers with minimal drama
Clean thoroughly - this is not the time to cut corners
Secure a fresh pair of Pampers with proper fit checks
Step 3: Wrap It Up
Bag everything properly (double-bag if necessary)
Dispose of it immediately in an appropriate receptacle
Sanitize everyone’s hands thoroughly
Make sure the area is left clean for the next person
How We Talk About It
Keep communications professional but clear:
“Mitchell needs attention” works as a clear signal to the team
“We’re all good now” lets everyone know we’re back to business
Stay calm and matter-of-fact to avoid drawing unnecessary attention
If bystanders notice, a simple “Just a quick change needed” usually suffices
Planning Ahead
Let’s be smart about prevention:
Change Mitchell’s Pampers before heading out to public events
Keep track of his schedule and typical patterns
Manage fluid intake strategically before long public appearances
Know the changing facilities at any venue before we arrive
What Good Looks Like
Here’s what successful handling of these situations includes:
Complete change in under 5 minutes
Minimal disruption to the overall schedule
No evidence left behind
Mitchell staying relatively calm throughout
Getting Better Each Time
After each public changing situation, let’s take a minute to note what worked well and what could be improved. A quick debrief helps us all get better at handling these inevitable moments.
I’ve made sure our supply closet is stocked with everything we need, and I’m always open to suggestions for making this process smoother.
We’ve got this, team.